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]]> http://www.jdbfin.com/what-a-shot/feed 0 Jokes ‘r Where It’s At http://www.jdbfin.com/jokes-r-where-its-at http://www.jdbfin.com/jokes-r-where-its-at#comments Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:32:36 +0000 admin http://www.jdbfin.com/?p=3 The idea here is that if I hear a funny joke, I will pass it on with the blog.

I don’t know if this will help me find better jokes.

My hope is that something actually funny happens in my life. If it doesn’t I’m gonna be in aheap of trouble.

 

Here is the first joke.

It is a lawyer joke.

So a lawyer is sitting next to a blonde on a flight to San Francisco.

He, being the lawyer, wanted to play a game.

He, the lawyer, said he was offering her 10 to 1, every time she the blonde was unable to answer his questions she would owe him a mere $5. 

If he failed to answer her query he would give her a fifty.

He lawyer was pretty confident.

When she couldn’t answer the distance between Earth and the nearest star , she had to give him five bucks. 

Then she the blonde asked him what it is that goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down a hill with four. 

The lawyer lost it. Could not answer.

So he gave her a fifty. Much to his surprise.

The lawyer goes, what is the answer to the question anyway.

At which time, the blonde hands him a fiver.

LOL!

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